Comedic Hunting Chaos Gifts

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Shooting in Ireland

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Racing road signs

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'Do you have something in mind?'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"

'Do you have an appointment, sir?'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Well, @#^*, I put the wrong net in my GPS.

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."

Argentea Vulgaris