Comedic Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Food fight!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Falling for art

Steadman - The Early Years.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Too busy."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Paint fight art!

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Covid Juggling