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The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Food fight!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Paint fight art!

"Too busy."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Covid Juggling

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."