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'This is a Father's Day party that will scar you for life.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Homo Gamus

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Jumble Sale

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

The Secret Life of Pens

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Rollercoaster police chase.

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Painter'

"Too busy."

Paint fight art!

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Drawing board disaster.

Me Head's in Bits

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"