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"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

Homo Gamus

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

The Secret Life of Pens

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Paint fight art!

"Too busy."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Painter'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Drawing board disaster.

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

Me Head's in Bits

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'