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Face painting.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Every class has one. . .

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Harps and Embroidery.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."