Crafty Chaos Creator Gifts

Face painting.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Every class has one. . .

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'