Chaotic Creator Gifts

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Wallpaper over a door.

'I learn so many new words when Daddy does d.i.y.!'

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'George! This way quick!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"Too busy."