Chaos Creator Gifts

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

How to smash a guitar.

How To Maximise Your Anxiety

Future garbage truck driver.

'This is my natural habitat.'

"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

The domino effect.

'Boy what a party! Didn't you get arrested or something, Enid.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Putting yes, but must you do your tee shots in the office?"

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Danger Wheelchair Driver.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Gregory became an unpopular character after testing his theory that 'all fish could fly'.

"You mark my words Mildred, we're going to have trouble with our girl when she grows up..."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"We caught these people stockpiling accordions, bagpipes, banjos, vuvuzelas...enough to annoy the entire city to death."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

'Sandstorm!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

I'm thrilled you'll be joining me at my first baseball outing this year. You've been invited solely because I need fellow taunters. Rule #1: Yell as loudly as possible at the players. Make them utterly #$% miserable. Gonna be fun. Gonna get beatings.

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

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