Chaotic Creatives Gifts

How is the homeschooling going?

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'George! This way quick!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"Too busy."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'