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'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Homo Gamus

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

A man in an office has two trays, one labelled method, the other madness.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

'Painter'

Me Head's in Bits

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

The Secret Life of Pens

House of Horror

"It's taken a while but I've finally got the old place looking pretty mush as I wanted it since Sylvie left me."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Dog Day Afternoon

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'