Organized Chaos Curator T-Shirts

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

Homo Gamus

"There's more inside."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

The Secret Life of Pens

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Painter'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I can't find my key.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Is clutter necessary?

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."