Organized Chaos Aficionado T-Shirts

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

Disorganised Crime

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"There's more inside."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"I can't see my screen!!"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"But this way I know where everything is."

Paint fight art!

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Is clutter necessary?

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Method/Madness

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

The Creative Process

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"