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Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

A catch-all is born.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'