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Entry-level positions at KFC.

'I believe it's the union response to your offer sir!'

'Have Henderson send over his people, then tell them our people changed my mind.'

'The good news is we got the bailout. The bad news is we have to report what we actually earn.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"We're gonna have a lot of angry customers today...when they realize the prices are not as low as advertised. I'm playing a correction in next week's circular! When I'm back from vacation!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

The merger has been called off

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'