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"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

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"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

A catch-all is born.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Falling for art

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"Too busy."

The merger has been called off

"But this way I know where everything is."

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'