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"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Greed.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Let's touch base again at three."

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

How to choose...

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

The merger has been called off

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."