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"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Greed.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

"Let's touch base again at three."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

How to choose...

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'