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'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

Let's Celebrate

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"You've all been like a company to me."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

The merger has been called off

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'Me? I'm just visiting from the company next door.'

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"This is Ms. Watkins, a vital member of our greet staff."

"So Jones really did take the stairs."

Merry Christmas!

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'Things are pretty crazy right now. Let me get back to you.'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

Dirty Deeds

Proposed Merger