Organizational Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"I can't see my screen!!"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'