Lover Of Organized Chaos Gifts

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

What My Day Feels Like

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Falling for art

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"I can't see my screen!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Too busy."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'I can't find my key.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."