Organized Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'So you morons just dumped him in the river without cataloging it?... Damn it, this is supposed to be organized crime.'

'This basement's a horrible mess. What are we going to do??'

"On the count of 3, we shove our way in again."

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'I can't find my key.'

The buck gets lost here

"So where have you been?"

Garbage Room

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'How come your room's always such a mess?'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Coffee Rings

"And I thought you said you were going to pay the electricity bill!"

"The funny thing is he's spent 9 hours organizing his computer desktop."

Disorder disorder

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"There's more inside."

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."