Office Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"I have a system."

'911!'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

Morning Vacuum

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Office Competitions

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Accountancy

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Out and In.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Next Direction

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'