Desk Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I have a system."

'911!'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'

I suggest you call technical support.

In and Out

InOut.

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'Checkmate...I think.'

Doing your taxes on the computer, Ernie? I'm trying --- but nothing happens when I press the "return" key!

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

Ernie gives this job one hundred percent --- at about the rate of two percent a week.

"Larry?!"