Desk Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'

In and Out

I suggest you call technical support.

InOut.

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'Checkmate...I think.'

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.

"Larry?!"