Desk Clutter Enthusiast Mugs

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Gay Times...

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'This better be important.'

"In"

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

In/Out box.

Doggie Door Inbox

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

To be or not to be in-trays.

In, out, back.

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

In/Out/Out of Sight.