Desk Clutter Enthusiast Gifts

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Gay Times...

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

'This better be important.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

In/Out box.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

To be or not to be in-trays.

In, out, back.

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

In/Out/Out of Sight.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

In and Out