Desk Clutterer Gifts

I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right! (Published originally on 1/23/2006).

Golfing Boss

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Organization is not rocket science!

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"We need a better piling system."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'Hows it coming?'

In/Out box.

Horn of Plenty.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Minister's File

The Secret Life of Pens

Looking busy.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.