Desk Organizer Collector Gifts

Youth Training Initiative: Dunno and Whatever.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Can do...No can do

Organization is not rocket science!

Gay Times...

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Inout baskets.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Two stressed drinking birds

"We need a better piling system."

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

Doggie Door Inbox

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

One Thing / Another

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

In, out, back.

In, Out and Out of Sight.

The Secret Life of Pens