Desk Delighter Gifts

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

The Pencil and Sharpener

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"We need a better piling system."

Careerist

Working Vacation.

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.