Desk Decorative Enthusiast Gifts

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Can do...No can do

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Office Ergonomics.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Two stressed drinking birds

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Working Vacation.

"In"

'This better be important.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Angry boss

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'