Desk Design Aficionado Gifts

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Office Ergonomics.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'This better be important.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Angry boss

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"In"

Working Vacation.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

In, out, back.

To be or not to be in-trays.

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing