Office Design Aficionado Gifts

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Corporate Whore.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

"Love your feng shui!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'