Office Aficionado Gifts

"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

At the computer.

Corporate Whore.

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

In come.

Female business.

Expert Expert

The invention of the desk. Followed soon by the first white collar job.

Desk shaped like an office block.

Business spoken here.

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

Office Furniture.

"Yes, in case you are wondering, and I know you are, that was me on the news screaming, 'If you don't let me go back to work, I can't be responsible for what I do to my husband and kids!!!' Anyway, it's really good to be back."

"Not again?"

First-Customer-Earned

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Corporate Sydney'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"You startled me for a moment there!"

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

'Hey mister, do you work here?'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'To my corporation, right or wrong.'

"I have to go through a six month probationary period before getting full cubicle privileges."

"It needs a lot of editing."

"Going into work when everyone is on vacation is my kind of getaway."

"Honey, I'm home."

"Back to the office, sir? Or should I surrender you to the authorities?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."