Modern Office Aficionado Gifts

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Corporate Whore.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Female business.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Well, yes, we did have to downsize operations a bit ... "

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'