Modern Workplace Aficionado Gifts

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'These are job perks.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'