Modern Office Enthusiast Gifts

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'