Modern Office Enthusiast T-Shirts

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

Two stressed drinking birds

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."