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Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Lemonade Inc.

'These are job perks.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

401K

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'