Modern Work Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'Let's call it a modern way of working!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'These are job perks.'

"I feel your pain."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

The News in Capsule Form.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"I have to use the rest room. Would you mind mumbling 'Mm-hmm' on my conference call for a few minutes?"

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"This one is less distracting."

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

New York Man

'What training do I get?'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"...I think you might be great for our management position."