Modern Work Enthusiast Pillows

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'Let's call it a modern way of working!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'These are job perks.'

"I feel your pain."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

The News in Capsule Form.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"I have to use the rest room. Would you mind mumbling 'Mm-hmm' on my conference call for a few minutes?"

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"This one is less distracting."

New York Man

'What training do I get?'

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"I think 'hot desking' works better with more than one desk."

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"