Workplace Enthusiast Pillows

"I take it you got the job?"

"This one is less distracting."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'These are job perks.'

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Staff support"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'