Workplace Enthusiast Gifts

"I take it you got the job?"

"This one is less distracting."

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'These are job perks.'

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Staff support"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'