Work Enthusiast Gifts

"Going into work when everyone is on vacation is my kind of getaway."

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'She reminds me the importance of spending more time at work.'

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'These are job perks.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Belief and Trust.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Resume Dumpers

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."