Quirky Work Enthusiast Gifts

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Football Crazy strip six

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

The world's most unemployable family

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

'What's wrong with you?'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"It's face painting Friday."

'What training do I get?'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Working from home.

Play Ball!

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Latrinologist

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."