Quirky Job Enthusiasts Gifts

Shoe shine 1$. (Giant shoe appearing round corner.'

The world's most unemployable family

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'What training do I get?'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

"It's face painting Friday."

Latrinologist

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

Curse of the mutant gene.

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

New Pope.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Personnel. I left my last job over creative differences -- They didn't know what to make of me.

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

'I make Swiss army knives.'