Quirky Career Seekers Gifts

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The world's most unemployable family

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Blend Schools

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Any other skills?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."