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'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

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'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Blend Schools

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Urine Catcher

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Any other skills?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

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"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'