Quirky Career Explorer Gifts

Blend Schools

Career options for fleas were limited.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The world's most unemployable family

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Creature Plumbing

"Any other skills?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

Curse of the mutant gene.

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

'I could do that!'

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Personnel. I left my last job over creative differences -- They didn't know what to make of me.

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.