Quirky Career Explorer Gifts

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Career options for fleas were limited.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The world's most unemployable family

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"Any other skills?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

'I could do that!'

Curse of the mutant gene.

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

'I make Swiss army knives.'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."