Curious Career Explorer Gifts

"Not everyone is cut out for this business but it's a living."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Then what happened?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

The world's most unemployable family

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

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