Dual Career Explorer Gifts

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Blend Schools

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'